We’re just two people who want to be friends but are sometimes attracted to each other
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person — that’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pant-suit: I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. […] I’m about to go and pay this $800 fine and my cheques have baby farm animals on them, bitch.
From Left: Zooey Deschanel (New Girl), Elizabeth Meriwether (creator of New Girl), Emily Kapnek (creator of Suburgatory) and Jane Levy (Suburgatory)
The Hollywood Reporter (January 5, 2012)
“And did you see his feet? A guys feet point at what they want. His feet were pointing right at you.”
Hey girl, what you doing?
Hey girl, where you going?
Who’s that girl? IT’S JESS!
“Yeah, we’re her boyfriends. We’re reverse Mormons — one guy just isn’t enough for her”
New Girl 1.01, Pilot